Archive for December, 2007

A cheap, make her happy sex toy

Posted by joe on Dec 12 2007 | Sex

Note: this post has some adult words.

Three cheers (by her) for the Screaming O (no nudity, but contains suggestive content).  This little device fits around the base of your tool (like a cock ring).  It has a tiny vibrator that is meant to stimulate her during deep penetration.

This little toy is a reminder.  Most of the pleasure she feels comes from stimulating her clitoris.  It is hard to do this during penetration. A bit of help from this little guy will make her day (and your’s too!).

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More comics for guys like us from xkcd.com

Posted by joe on Dec 11 2007 | Other

  1. Grownups
  2. Angluar Momentum
  3. M.C. Hammer Slide
  4. Baring My Heart
  5. Quirky Girls
  6. Science Fair - The Mathematics of Cunnilingus
  7. Mario
  8. Boombox
  9. Movie Seating
  10. Penises

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Talking to her about her sexual past

Posted by joe on Dec 10 2007 | Sex

Don’t, unless you are ready. Getting ready is the hard part. Here are some things to consider before you ask.

Easy on the expectations.

It doesn’t matter if she has been with 1 or 100, you almost never will like what you hear. So I say start high. Imagine something scary. I won’t get into detail here, as each girl has different past experiences. For the guys dating nuns, well, you can just stop reading now. If your girlfriend or wife was a porn star, well raise them (or drop depending on your outlook).

Your reaction will affect her.

She is important to you, so don’t hurt her. This is a delicate topic for women. Even though this is the 21st century, there are still high expectations for women and their sexual behavior. Avoid words and reactions that would make her feel trashy or common. If you even feel like you don’t like the idea of her past, reconsider your decision. After all, its the past. Neither of you can change it. Get over it.

Your reaction will also affect her trust in you. If you are shocked and freak out, she definitely won’t tell you as much next time. Thats worse, because you’ll always be scared that she is sugar coating or telling a white lie or two. Of course, if you can’t handle it, maybe it is better that she lie.

What questions to ask

Don’t read this list. It might be a bit graphic if you have an unwieldy imagination.

  • How many
  • Body types (please let them all be fat or weak)
  • Size (you know what I’m referring too)
  • Incomes
  • Explicit detail (as in, a graphic explanation)
  • Comparisons (am I better)

Some guys can handle this stuff and even get-off on it. Most will not.

Why do you need to know?

This is the best question to ask yourself. What does it mean to your future with her? Will you be closer if you know? Will you think about her past each time you touch her? Most of the time it will do absolutely nothing for you. It’s literally a Pandora’s box not worth troubling with.

Often your curiosity is driven by an insecurity. You want to be the “end-all, be-all” for her. You want her to think you are the greatest man that ever walked this earth. You want to think no man has ever pleasured her like you.

You worship her, and you want her to worship at the alter of your libido!

Fucking vs. Love Sex

Evolution dictates that you do everything in your power to keep her sexually happy. After all, that will keep her from wandering right? Sex is important, but any woman will tell you that the emotional connections made during intimacy are number one. The pleasure factor of a good fuck pales compared to the intense pleasure that comes with a healthy stew of love and sex.

This is why you are number one. She loves you and only wants you. All of the guys in her past put together will never have that. Everything else you have to offer is just icing on the cake.

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7 Ways to protect your girl’s privacy online

Posted by joe on Dec 09 2007 | Other

If your relationship is anything like mine, you are the one fixing the computers. She might be into computers, but most guys I know are the tinkerers. Here are some great tips to use in protecting her identity.

  1. Avoid public computers for shopping, checking email, or using any site that asks for your personal information. If you must, logout, clear cookies, delete cache and your browser history. Use After Work.
  2. Use complicated passwords. Add a number, special character, or mixed case to your password.
  3. Do not reveal personal information to strangers (e.g. people met in chat rooms, by email, etc.).
  4. Do not use sites that offer rewards for personal information such as address, phone and gender.
  5. Do not respond to spam.
  6. Do not post your email address on web pages.
  7. Do not send personal information through email (it is not secure!). This includes credit cards and other account numbers.

Some of this information was taken from privacy for the computer savvy and privacy top 12.

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Comics for guys like us

Posted by joe on Dec 08 2007 | Other

Katarmi - “sweet, but good you get any gayer?” - hah, watch that one!  The delicate balance between being caring and sounding gay. We know our girls like us sweet, but they also like us because we are rough and tough, kick some ass men.  OK, a little rough at least.

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Stages of Marriage TheKnot.com, BabyCenter.com, Divorce360.com!

Posted by joe on Dec 04 2007 | Home & Family

TechCrunch had an interesting look into the stages of marriage, based on the web site service you are most likely using.

There are sites that help people plan for marriage, like the $400+ million market cap TheKnot.com. And when the time comes, BabyCenter, a subsidiary of Johnson & Johnson, will help them through the process of having a baby. There’s even Caring.com, which helps people plan for aging and death.

Enter the exit plan maker, Divorce360.com.

I’ve been through a divorce and it was ugly. It’s a necessary evil though. I believe divorce can be a good thing, but will fight with all of my energy to never let it happen again.

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Acupuncture - You Sank My Perineum!

Posted by joe on Dec 04 2007 | Other

Today I got acupuncture for the first time.  It was at the recommendation of my girlfriend.  She is into a lot of alternative remedies, and even practices it herself. I’ve been suffering from a condition, and was willing to try anything despite my internal skeptic.

They stuck a needle under my balls!!!!

It was unexpected.  My cheeks were spread and before I could react, I had a sharp stinging pain right above the family jewels.  I survived that and a lot more needles all over my body.

I felt pretty good the rest of the day.  My girlfriend later told me that hitting that point is good for your sex drive, maybe that’s why.

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